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Man Goat

An animal that has a goat body and a mans head, completely real.

I guess in short, you could call it a furry.
by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010
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Muzzle the goat

To give oral sex, The act of sucking ones penis
Romeo: I went on a date with Jess last night
AJ: oh yeah...did she Muzzle the Goat?
Romeo: Like a true champ!
by DJ Or Derb May 22, 2011
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dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding
awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated
by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008
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Mountain Goating

Consistently mashing the jump button to get up to hard to reach locations. Relevant in the gaming industry mostly. Even more so in games like Skyrim, Halo Reach and games with high walls and cliffs that jumping can help scale. Stems from mountain goats, who are excellent climbers themselves.
"How did you get up there so high, you Mountain Goating motherf*cker!"
by JewngerBreadMan November 17, 2014
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goat mower

A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.
The hillside's overgrown, we need a goat mower.
by Thevinesevolve January 1, 2015
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goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.
“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”
by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018
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