Power-Glove

To partake in brachioproctic insertion whilst additionally inserting an erect phallus and masturbating until climax within the rectum.

This girl was gaping so widely that I could fit both my dick and fist in there. By the time I was done with her, her ass was a mangled, cum-oozing mess. I wore her like a filthy power-glove.

by El Niño Negro September 28, 2014

bring your boxing gloves

When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.

I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.

by Boxing buff November 20, 2013

Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first

I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time

by master_thune February 4, 2010

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

cherry picking gloves

Worn over extended periods to make cherry picking easier.

That pricks wearing his cherry picking gloves again!

by Braveheart 16.5% February 10, 2017

Replica Glove

the replica glove is a glove in slap battles that has 46 power, 14 spe- 16 speed, and has the abillty to spawn a clone of yourself but clones have really low iq so dont be suprised if they just walked off the edge. theres also a 1/7500 chance of spawning bob which gives u a badge if u successfully spawm bob. overall its kinda bad but eh its meh.

"Clones have a very low iq, don't be suprised if they just walk off a cliff" - Replica Glove Tooltip.

by memeaddictive2 July 15, 2023