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Glovemunch

1. Name of a footballer who wears gloves during a match.
2. On Pro Evo, an insult used to a player suggesting that they are useless and munch on their gloves.
3. An insult used to describe a retard, spastic or window licker
4. Liverpool Footballers
*Kezman misses an easy chance on PES on Playstation*

Joe: "Oh my fucking god Kezman! You fucking Glovemunch! What is your aim in life? Your Crap! Go Die in a hole!

Blaine: "hahaha"

Joe: "Shut Up Blaine, Your nothing but a complete Shinfucking, Glovemunching, RockFace!"
by Joe Pursell June 15, 2008
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Glovejob

To sexually (or non-sexually) touch or rub someone with a glove.
John: Please give me a glovejob!

Sarah: "Why are you touching me with a glove?"
Bob: "Because I love to give out glovejobs!"
by Glove Love May 6, 2014
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mr glover

by lanethegod December 1, 2021
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glove

Glove, abbreviation for Gay Love.
A homosexual who is the good/best friend of a heterosexual of the opposite sex.
eg. Jane loves John. John is gay. Jane and John are bestfriends. John is Jane's Glove.
by Ali-P September 27, 2005
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glover

1. A gay lover.
2. A man who is best friends with a woman who he is not and will never be attracted to but deeply loves and adores her. Is usually very knowledable on the subject of beauty, fashion, and new trends.
Kiki: Lydia I saw your Facebook, you're engaged?!

Lydia: (chuckles) He's my glover, silly! I mean did you see his profile picture? The man has better hair than I do!
by I<3Elephants October 22, 2010
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glove

A verb, meaning to conceal a beer can (or similar sized container of alcoholic beverage inside of a glove, so that it may be consumed discreetly (relatively speaking) in a public environment.

Though similar acts were most likely present wherever the underaged had easy access to beer, the first cited example of "gloving" a beer occured when Christopher L. Dunn, of Williamstown, MA, slipped a Bud Light into Jahan Bruce's left Isotoner at the Thompson Rink, during a Mt. Greylock v. Pittsfield High hockey game in the winter of 2000.
"Hey, what's up with that kid back there? He looks like he's drinking out of a mitten."

"Yeah, that's just Dunn. He's glovin' it tonight."
by Cosmo June 22, 2004
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Webster Groves High School

actually hell. they have black and orange colors... i don’t think they’re smart enough to understand that halloween is only one day of the year lol. and the mascot?? a statesman. like what even is that. maybe you can look it up and lmk.
Person 1- “Hey, what high school did you go to?”
Person 2- “Webster Groves High School.”
Person 1- “Oh, I’m so sorry... that must’ve been living hell.”
by yeeyeeboys March 12, 2019
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