(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".
by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025
Get the Trading Futuresmug. Used to describe anything that, through the application of science so advanced it may as well be magic, exhibits seemingly impossible behaviors or properties. The key is that the behavior/property on exhibit only -seems- impossible; if the observer had an understanding of advanced science, it would make perfect sense. "Made of future" used to be applicable only in speculative fiction, but is increasingly appropriate in the context of the real world.
Usage "Wait...how does the thin fabric of a guard uniform stop a knife blade?" "Dude, the uniform is made of future". Note: actually, it's made of Kevlar fibers saturated with non-Newtonian goo that locks the fibers in place under sudden impacts, but "made of future" is simpler.
by balloonie-cat October 11, 2014
Get the made of futuremug. No future.
by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
Get the No futuremug. Wants to be a farmer
Listens to hillbilly music
Has a accent
Wears flannel everyday
Favourite Color is camouflage
Bootcut jeans
Western fashion
A’s and B’s student
Loves cows
✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best
Listens to hillbilly music
Has a accent
Wears flannel everyday
Favourite Color is camouflage
Bootcut jeans
Western fashion
A’s and B’s student
Loves cows
✨iced coffee and sunrise✨
Morgan wallen is the best
by Farmer funny November 9, 2021
Get the Future farmermug. A girl who you are neither dating, nor sleeping with yet, who is a dead cert to sleep with you in the near future.
Guy 1: Hey, was that chick last night your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.
Guy 2: Nah, i don't get tied down, she was just a tasty bit of future gash.
by Mrfredash January 23, 2011
Get the Future Gashmug. For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic
by The Ira is in your neighbourho July 18, 2019
Get the Future-fucking-isticmug. The last words of former Governor Sarah Palin's goodbye speech.
Used for failed humorous effect when looking for something and you have no idea where it is.
Used for failed humorous effect when looking for something and you have no idea where it is.
by u8qu1tis March 4, 2010
Get the North, to the futuremug.