future grocery bagger

Have no destion of what to do as a job in the future. Sarcasm

" what you wanna be when your older "
"A future grocery bagger "

by jamez rulez May 18, 2006

Funsucker

1. One who is exclusively parasitic in his or her relationship with banter; 2. someone unable to maintain any form of symbiotic relationship with banter; 3. one who cannot sustain his or herself on his or her own banter and requires the energy created by others to get by.

Person A: "I went to Paris at the weekend."
Person B: "Really, that's cool! What did you do?"
Person C: "I went to Spain once and it was better than France."
Persons A + B: "C, you are a funsucker, my friend."

by Riddledeedum February 22, 2013

Future Babe

A girl that is super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness. She's a babe... but not quite yet.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.

Bro, Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.

by Xavier Charles Freeman May 31, 2016

futduck

a person who loves to fuck jj

damn i wanna futduck

by jjlovesyousmpleasemarryme May 26, 2021

future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis

I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!

by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004

Futurama

An animated show that was cancelled by FOX and moved to Adult Swim that is for some reason always compared to Family Guy (because they're fighting for time slots on Adult Swim) and The Simpsons (because they were created by the same guy).

Family Guy Is Better. But That's My Opinion.

by Newbia April 28, 2004

futpucit

A phrase used when one has started to swear an realised during the pronouciation of the first sylable that it is inappropriate.

Ouch! Futpucit... I hit my hand with the hammer while tring to fix your gate Grandma.

by SteveDave May 9, 2003