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funky flange

When’s she’s been running all day and still wants you to eat that pussy
Girl go wash that pussy you got funky flange
by Certy curt May 3, 2020
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Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.
Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."
by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024
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funky

is pinocchio funky?
-yea, he is
by bheksxx January 20, 2024
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funky dog

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol
by vezinama January 17, 2017
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Funky Chomik

Funky Chomik is an Insane difficulty chomik in Find the Chomiks. It is located on the Apartment. He is also considered a boss.
Yippee!! I finally got Funky Chomik!
by FrostCat224 April 25, 2024
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funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.
I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.
by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014
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Not funky fresh

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb
Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022
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