Friendship Hug

A friendship hug is where an individual will hug another person and stealthily stick a finger up the other person's anus.

*hugs*

Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.

by Da.real.space.cadet December 13, 2018

friendstitute

A friend that you reward for their humor or pleasant conversation with money, snacks, etc.

Sebastian is a friendstitute, he sent me the funniest text so I bought him a big ass cookie.

by memorycrew January 24, 2019

Friendship rules

Rules that you make up in a friendship

Me and my best friend made up friendship rules

by Lardner February 5, 2019

friendship burger

A friendship burger is the kind of burger you get with a friend. This phrase is the best way to note that your burger-getting is platonic and friendly in nature. The antonym to "sexy burger" where one shares a burger date with someone with whom they share sexual ideals.

Bebe: "But for real, if you want to grab a friendship burger sometime, let me know!"
Ver: "Yeah, lemme just wait til I'm done with my diet this month"
Bebe: "Cool cool... just wanted to make sure you didn't think I wanted to get a sexy burger with ya, friend!"

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 23, 2019

friendship gape

when a friend you become emotionally attached to and one whom you greatly love and want, leaves you leaving you to think that they did not love, need or cared for you as much as you do them so you're left with a void, a gape.

Wow, Karen just give Jessica a friendship gape

by justAgnericguy May 17, 2019

friendship

also known as tomdaya. bc that’s all they are. friends

Nat: do you ship tomdaya
Carol: no they have a beautiful friendship

by carols wife June 21, 2019

Friendship cannon

usually in film or other media, a power boost, attack, or other climactic action, typically used against a top villain, which is activated via the "power of friendship" between characters.

"I can't stand this show. They always solve every problem by firing the friendship cannon."

by Recoculous Recoculoid March 30, 2019