smart fridge

Smart fridges are something that are typically too expensive to be bought now, mainly for families who haven't experienced owning smart fridges yet — thus they have to buy second-hand smart fridges from junkyards. However, a junkyard smart fridge oftentimes have their date setting reset on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 every time the user attempts to unplug and replug the smart fridge. Therefore, the owner oftentimes end up only being able to eat from the smart fridge at night upon the date resetting.

I thought I was being smart by buying a second-hand smart fridge from the junkyard, but now I can only access my food at night because it keeps resetting on dates that coincide with Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Guess I should've saved up for a new one!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

hillbilly fridge

a place where one stores food and beverages during below-freezing temperatures; typically a porch, balcony, patio, or deck

I didn't have any more room in my refrigerator, so I put the beers out in the hillbilly fridge.

by blaghblagh4 February 19, 2015

a Nude fridge

A cold hearted stripper

Damn there’s a Nude fridge on the street

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021

Fridge

Very offensive word or someone misunderstanding something or someone thing something is wrong and creepy also known as WTF

“What the fridge” “DONT SWEAR THERES KIDS AROUND”

by IMNOTDUMBAREYOULYINGYES March 10, 2022

fridge archeology

Going through the refrigerator after a major holiday and digging through layers of leftovers in search of something palatable or edible.

"The day after Christmas I woke up really hungry but I had to do some some serious fridge archeology to find something I actually wanted to eat."

by steampowered December 26, 2012