rachael and fred

Rachael and Fred are the most amazing couple. They love each other very much and will be together for the rest of their lives.

Rachael and Fred are such a good couple

Can we be like Rachael and Fred

by RFred October 29, 2017

fred

Fred was once a simple boy, not wanting much more than a bunch of friends to hang around with. Fred was so obsessed with wanting more friends, that he started to buy them from other people!

Once Fred had noticed that he'd gained a vast collection of friends (most of them he'd purchased, but don't hurt his feelings by telling him), he came up with a great scheme for making money from his friends.

After a while, the prospect of raking in some shekels had gone to Fred's head, and inflated his ego to a preposterous size. Soon Fred started to believe that he had power over his friends, and thus started removing the friends that didn't follow him around like some sullen sheep.

Now Fred has nothing but a handful of friends left, but retains his ego; it's quite sad really.

Fred: Hey friend!
Man: Dude you bought me how dare you call me that

by salad bar ho April 1, 2017

Fred

Extremely weird, with few to no one that considers him a friend. Is often caught using outdated terms such as noob and cringe.

That Fred kid is cringe as fuck

by TwoToSeven April 8, 2017

Fred

Some kid that thinks hes good and buys awp every round, usually ends up giving enemy team awp... Blessing to verse him but if you end up on his team abandon...

oh shit fred is on the team

by AsianTec April 22, 2017

Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum

Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer

by Planet Rob June 16, 2017

Fred

A short way of saying "friend"

"Goodbye my fred"

by Saadane June 25, 2017

suck a dick fred

It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass

Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....

by goat your friend October 11, 2016