Fred

A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!

Look at that obnoxious guy at the bar, i bet he’s a ‘Fred’!

by Fred Tett June 7, 2020

Fred

The cause of my PTSD

Fred will traumatize you

by 349271 May 16, 2019

Fred

The condition in where a person is chemically addicted to excessively consuming freshly produced male ejaculation

I have Fred syndrome for my ability to never halt dipping my pizza in cum

by My name is Jeremy spring February 22, 2022

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

Fred

Fred is the biggest man alive and he is very strong :D

"Omg Fred, you so big and strong"

by Fartur May 7, 2021

Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.

Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!

by whalecom November 21, 2021

Fred

Ball skin, but not the testicles. A scrotum. Commonly utilized in the gay community.

This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.

by Maximum Fred-Viction June 5, 2022