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Fred

Extremely weird, with few to no one that considers him a friend. Is often caught using outdated terms such as noob and cringe.
That Fred kid is cringe as fuck
by TwoToSeven April 8, 2017
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Fred

Some kid that thinks hes good and buys awp every round, usually ends up giving enemy team awp... Blessing to verse him but if you end up on his team abandon...
by AsianTec April 22, 2017
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Mental Fred

(Rhode Island dialect) A meltdown or a tantrum
Gary had to apologize after pulling a mental fred with a customer
by Planet Rob June 16, 2017
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Fred

"Goodbye my fred"
by Saadane June 25, 2017
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Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:

Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!

Guy: No problem Fred.

Neighbor: What was that!!!?

Scenario 2

Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!

Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.

Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016
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suck a dick fred

It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass
Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....
by goat your friend October 11, 2016
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Fred Loya'd

When the insurance company screws you over or refuses to pay your claim.
I got hit by someone with some shitty car insurance and they FRED LOYA'D me. Its been 6 months and they still haven't fixed my car.
by insurance rokr August 1, 2016
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