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flodge

The act of squeezing recently deposited semen between naked bodies, and hence also the residue left by this act.
He awoke to find himself mysteriously covered in flodge.
by Aloon January 14, 2004
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Flood

A way to smoke marijuana
1 - Make a flood bottle with a bowl on top (usually on the cap) and a hole somewhere in the bottom area of the bottle.
2 - Fill with water and plug hole.
3 - Place cap with packed bowl on.
4 - Light while letting water onto the ground from the hole in the bottom.(this pulls the flame and smoke down into the bottle.)
5 - Hit dat sht.
Butch Pulled 3 floods in a row, he saw a dragon on the roof and heard wolves growling at him.
Butch was fucked up.
by zanethebrave September 25, 2007
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Keegan Flood

by floo May 14, 2004
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flodge

A chod "slash" flange. The act of flodging is a complex self-pleasurable action.

Instructions:
1) Form a fist-like shape with the hand (as one would when....masturbating the penis)
2) Extend the smallest finger (pinky)
3) Move the hand in a sliding motion so as to masturbate the penis whilst shoving the 'pinky' up the vagine FOR DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF PLEASURE
Flodge me!

I have been flodging all night and feel rather nautious
by Sarah Van Shagme December 3, 2004
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Flooded definition

This
by Seenus September 30, 2003
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Flood

The first man ever to challenge baseball's reserve clause.
Flood was one of the 1960s' finest center fielders.
by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005
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Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"
Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."
by Nerezza January 21, 2009
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