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flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.
It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.
by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018
mugGet the flesh turtlemug.

flesh purse

The use of female anatomy to smuggle contraband into jail.
That girl used her flesh purse to smuggle that crack into jail.
by Ginger S August 14, 2020
mugGet the flesh pursemug.

Flesh Digger

A guy that is only with a girl for her body, whether it be just her boobs or booty. There is generally no emotional feeling from the man. Once the body image is gone, he'll leave for another.
Justin: As soon as Becky let herself go, I had no interest at all and dumped her.
Ricky: Dude, you're such a flesh digger.
by idon'tknow93 April 5, 2012
mugGet the Flesh Diggermug.

flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".
I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.
by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022
mugGet the flesh puppymug.

flesh boat

The curling of your tongue
Did you see Kc flesh boat
No what’s that

When your curl in your tongue to make a boat
by L42069 February 3, 2021
mugGet the flesh boatmug.

Flesh bong

When you convince a stupid human to suck you off while you are smoking a joint and tell them they are getting stoned for it
Quick, suck me off! Take a big hit off the flesh bong!
by FleshbongPapa February 7, 2024
mugGet the Flesh bongmug.

Flesh pizza

Term referring to the male or female genetalia
After the movie we went home and she gave up her flesh pizza

She wanted the back door delivery of my flesh pizza
by friendofchickenslave August 19, 2013
mugGet the Flesh pizzamug.

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