flamer

they're not just out of the closet, they're out in the middle of the damn street humping a telephone pole.

Why the hell did we just lose power?

...ooh, nevermind... flamer

by livil January 19, 2011

The Flaming Verizon Sanchez

Map of an oil spill that looks like a big beard of shit. It’s located in the Gulf of Mexico, it’s the most expensive, it was given by those fags from England, the world is stuck with it for the next two fucking years, it’s fucking friends and family, and no matter what is said on TV or read on The Internet, its coverage is still shit.

British Petroleum gave America The Flaming Verizon Sanchez because England was tired of United States Citizens making fun of them because no one over there gives a fuck that England’s universal health care system doesn’t cover dental.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

flamer

1. An outgoing homosexual, who is very open with his gayity.
2. A person who constantly starts fights on forums or message boards. Usually with many vilgar statements, and outright lies.

"That guy is ALWAYS insulting my posts, no matter what! He's such a damn flamer!"

by Felicia January 31, 2003

Flame War

A Flame War is just exactly what you think it is.. kind of. Flame Wars usually appear on internet Threads. A Flame War mostly consists on 2 people both being angry at each other to the point racial slurs, threats, or any other type of offensive things are involved. Flame Wars will most likely end in some one giving up or some one getting banned from the website.

A normal flame war:

xXswagboy91Xx: lol ur mom is fat
mlgqu1cksc0per227: nah urs is

3 and-a-half minutes later

xXswagboy91Xx: UR A FUKING PIECE OF WHITE TRASH BITCH MOTHERFUCKER!
mlgqu1cksc0per227: fuck you nigger. go eat some kfc and watermelon bitch. kill yourself.

by Teknetium December 27, 2014

flaming

So gay, that the gayness radiates from you.

Samwell is so flaming, that having watched his video I've become an avid listener of Elton John.

by WWITB May 3, 2008

Flaming Poofter

Old english phrase meaning homosexual

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit

by Luco_D October 27, 2004

flaming ted

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.

Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?

by DB BN February 5, 2008