Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

by spergy February 6, 2019

Fighting the Hydra

When one male pleasures at least 5 other males. Every time one male releases he is replaced by 2 others

Mike likes fighting the hydra. He most likes when one guy finishes and is replaced my more heads.

by pirot101 September 16, 2013

Crip Fight

An organised secret underground cripple fight club.

Got myself a ticket for the crip fight tonight , you in?

by URBANLSI July 12, 2021

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

by cursedspinel November 2, 2019

Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.

Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues

by dlr7xf February 5, 2015

Nan Fight

Your Nan goes to bingo every Friday with the girls and every week she wins. The other Nan's are fed up with it and decide to take it into there own hands. Your Nan obviously wins because she hits the gym up on a daily basis.

"Did you see your nan fight last night?" asked Adam
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George

by mynanplaysbingo May 5, 2018