jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses
Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!
by spergy February 07, 2019
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Nan Fight

Your Nan goes to bingo every Friday with the girls and every week she wins. The other Nan's are fed up with it and decide to take it into there own hands. Your Nan obviously wins because she hits the gym up on a daily basis.
"Did you see your nan fight last night?" asked Adam
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George
by mynanplaysbingo February 11, 2018
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Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.
Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.
by cursedspinel November 02, 2019
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couple fight

how am i supposed to know?
that is a couple fight
by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018
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Fag Fights

When two gay men or women fight in a paid fight with a betting audience. Normally in Louisiana.
Ay bruh you takin lil Daniel over to see the fag fights? I'm puttin 20 spot on it. Gang gang
by Em&N September 06, 2019
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clone fight

In video games, when both players(or the player and the computer), use the same character.
Gamer One: You're using Brad Wong too?

Gamer Two: Yup. Looks like we have ourselves a little clone fight.
by Tomtheevilclown August 03, 2008
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Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*
by Shamalemurdingdong June 25, 2011
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