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Crip Fight

Got myself a ticket for the crip fight tonight , you in?
by URBANLSI July 12, 2021
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Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.
Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.
by cursedspinel November 2, 2019
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Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.

You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
by Adexen December 8, 2016
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Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.
Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues
by dlr7xf February 5, 2015
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Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.
"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."
by tuckfard July 31, 2012
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Felch Fight

The sexual act of two or more people excreting semen from a human orifice onto each other in a contest type fashion.
Man that orgy last night got messy, it erupted into a mass felch fight after my wife dropped a felch over an unsuspecting participant!
by bluedenimpseudonym June 27, 2010
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Lemur Fight

The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.

An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!

Sam: *Disrobes*
by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011
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