When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows
1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses
1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses
by spergy February 6, 2019
Get the jellyfish fight mug.When 2 people who like someone fight for her "love". The person they are fighting for doesn't even like them back.
Jackson - Hey Bryce I heard you like Ashley
Bryce - Ya I also heard you like Ashley
Jackson - Lets fight for her love no balls
Ashley - Hey are you guys doing a flounder fight
Bryce - Ya I also heard you like Ashley
Jackson - Lets fight for her love no balls
Ashley - Hey are you guys doing a flounder fight
by Bob7879 March 7, 2019
Get the Flounder Fight mug.The way two Lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. Both males, in their naked form approach one another. Using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. The first male to laugh looses.
An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
An act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
Bob: You know I like Lindsey and I met her first!
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!
Sam: *Disrobes*
Sam: Yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
Bob: Looks like I'm going to have to Lemur Fight you for her!
Sam: *Disrobes*
by Shamalemurdingdong June 27, 2011
Get the Lemur Fight mug.1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.
You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.
You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
by Adexen December 8, 2016
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by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018
Get the couple fight mug.Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.
Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.
E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.
E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
by Jambo365 December 27, 2013
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Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*
Vacation fight ensues
Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*
Vacation fight ensues
by dlr7xf February 5, 2015
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