Faris

Faris is a nice,cute,sweet,humble,good looking guy,that loves football,many people think it’s fine to use him and that,but they need to fuk off!!!seriously,fuck yourselves yu fukers!theree is no reason to hate him,his smile is something that will steal your heart away,but he already is taken,cuz of how amazing he is,why wouldn’t he be taken??Faris’ gurl is rlly blessed to have him in her life,he is the most realist and loyal person you can ever meet!!He’s truly amazing in many ways!!!

That’s faris,he’s the realist one on my team🤟🏻❤️

by YunoWhoo.xox November 4, 2019

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

Sir Farty Fartsalot

The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.

He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.

A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.

by FartSmeller September 2, 2014

fartstack

A seemingly never-ending succession of farts, lined up in a geometric or linear pattern.

Gee Bob, did you see Jim and his fartstack earlier today? I thought it would never end.

by Phil Saberhagen January 17, 2004

Fartsistance

To help a fart come out by leaning to one side; raising one butt cheek or pressing on your belly.

My farts always come out easier after some fartsistance.

by nutty_poo October 16, 2008

mid-surgical fartstorm

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Veggietales Facts

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."

by SomeRandomSnake April 21, 2021