I'm not your friend, buddy

I'm not your friend buddy is an internet phenomenon that was inspired by an episode of "South Park". Usually occuring on message boards, the first person says "I'm not your friend buddy" and the next person will use the use the last word in the first comment as the first word in their comment, and will switch the their last word with either "pal", or "guy".

-I'm not your friend, buddy
-I'm not your buddy, pal
-I'm not your pal, guy
-I'm not your guy, friend
-I'm not your friend, pal
-I'm not your pal, buddy
Etc.

by Ozzie Restrepo April 11, 2008

frisbeeware

Nearly useless, often low-priced software being distributed in the form of CDs or DVDs, so named because the software's practical use is that of being thrown like a frisbee

1. They're giving away frisbeeware at the local Wal-Mart
2. Aol is nothing but frisbeeware

by motar22001 February 7, 2005

Friend Equilibrium

The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.

Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."

Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."

by Teeeeeeeej July 14, 2010

Best Friend

The friend you favor over all other friends.

You are my best friend, I have only one because best means one.

by milameter7 follow me on tiktok October 22, 2019

Fridge nab

The act of taking someone's personal belongings such as a blanket, laptop, purse or undies and hiding it in the refrigerator.

Rosie you've been fridge nabbing my shit all night!

by Rarsta October 17, 2008

Friend Tenure

Noun,

After having a friendship that has lasted for a long time the friends have a sort of tenure that allows them to say and do things that other people would not be able to, and also exempts them from most consequences.

Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?"
Jeff- "I know she was just kidding and I've known her my whole life; she has friend tenure."

by camarro88 December 26, 2008

fritnoss

to put ones nose into the arsehole of another and sneeze.

"well, we've tryed everything else, whynot fritnoss"

by zazzy zazz face June 27, 2009