how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020

Manual flush

When you take a poop that is so big that there is a 100% chance of it clogging the toilet. One performs a manual dump by taking the log out of the toilet (preferably with rubber gloves), putting it into a plastic bag and then taking a walk of shame to the outside garbage.

This is generally due to constipation. Very common in kratom users.

*taking a shit*

*glances in bowl*

Me: “I’ll get the gloves, this is a manual flush. If you stepped on this turd you would probably break your ankle.”

by danasp_42 May 11, 2020

Garbage Flushing

A phenomenon describing when you flawlessly survive gastrointestinal/stomach pain after eating something that is supposed to induce it.

Jake has had a 2-year history of successful garbage flushing, no matter what kind of chili sauce he takes!

by Pseudonymous Johnson June 19, 2020

Flushing the goldfish

A good all-purpose euphemism for just about any action.

BOB: Are you alright in there, Jeff?
JEFF: Leave me alone, I'm flushing the goldfish.

MABEL: I feel so rough after last night.
KAREN: Me too. I was flushing the goldfish until three in the morning.

by WhatTheYeet September 11, 2020

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

PINCH one FLUSH one

When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!

“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?

AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”

by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020

trinity flush

The flush that follows after you ejaculate into the toilet (or into a tissue and then throw it into the toilet) and follow up immediately by sitting down, pissing and taking a shit

I was horny and I needed the toilet so I just did a 3in1 and followed up with a trinity flush

by Whoopsiedoodle October 14, 2020