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pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.
My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.
by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008
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royal flush

when you bust in her mouth and she swallows it
man 1: bro how was the deed
man 2: i hit a royal flush
by Sama Lamay Laykum January 26, 2021
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Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.
"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."
by R-Loz October 19, 2016
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flush house

A poker hand containing 2 cards of one rank, and 3 cards of another rank, all of the same suit.
Josh: Alright, what did you get?

All: *reveals cards*

Rekka: Flush House. I win.

Josh: Rekka wtf?

Mary: What are you trying to pull?
by ShotgunPixie April 20, 2024
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Flush Factory

Yeah she was giving me a flush factory
by 15aac21 January 5, 2025
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:Flushed:

It Means your Very cringe haram and -1000000000 social credit
Hey what are you doing? :flushed: -10000 social credit your execute is tomorrow for saying flushed
by BasedImpostor November 13, 2021
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Italian butt flush

When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.

NOT a natural solution to constipation.
“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”
by Daddy’s Bunny November 7, 2021
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