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Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

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You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.
by Adexen December 8, 2016
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couple fight

how am i supposed to know?
that is a couple fight
by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018
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Wi-Fighting

Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.

Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.

E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"
by Jambo365 December 27, 2013
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Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.
Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues
by dlr7xf February 5, 2015
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Felch Fight

The sexual act of two or more people excreting semen from a human orifice onto each other in a contest type fashion.
Man that orgy last night got messy, it erupted into a mass felch fight after my wife dropped a felch over an unsuspecting participant!
by bluedenimpseudonym June 27, 2010
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Sticky fighting

two males slapping eachother with their penises until the cum gets sticky and they stick together
corinne and grant were sticky fighting by their bed
by 420autism January 19, 2018
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Nan Fight

Your Nan goes to bingo every Friday with the girls and every week she wins. The other Nan's are fed up with it and decide to take it into there own hands. Your Nan obviously wins because she hits the gym up on a daily basis.
"Did you see your nan fight last night?" asked Adam
"Yeah she curb stomped the fuck out of Agnes" said George
by mynanplaysbingo May 5, 2018
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