Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Rules, Fight Club. “Fight Club.” Fight Club, Fight Club, www.diggingforfire.net/fightclub/.

You do not talk about Fight Club therefore you will never have to.

You do not talk about Fight Club.

by Adexen December 8, 2016

Sticky fighting

two males slapping eachother with their penises until the cum gets sticky and they stick together

corinne and grant were sticky fighting by their bed

by 420autism January 19, 2018

Jerusalem Fight

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other persons penis.

"Joe and Matt had a jerusalem fight yesterday, now Matt will never have kids."

by tuckfard July 31, 2012

jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

by spergy February 6, 2019

couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018

Wi-Fighting

Fighting with friends/family/strangers for the available Wi-Fi bandwidth to download something on your smartphone/laptop.

Particularly applicable during family gatherings when there are multiple devices using the same Wi-Fi.

E.g "Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"

"Stop Wi-Fighting me and let me download my song!!"

by Jambo365 December 27, 2013

Vacation fight

Having a meaningless (drunk) fight with your significant other while on vacation.

Becky: Let's ski together on the mountain all day! We can go down green runs all day! It will be fun!

Todd: *puts finger gun in mouth and pulls trigger*

Vacation fight ensues

by dlr7xf February 5, 2015