Egoed

when u tryna talk to someone n they just ignore u and ur left blueballed in the cold

Dude 1: "I was talkin to a nigga and then he just said "ok" and walked off tf??"

Dude 2: "damn nigga u just got egoed"

by Plug1n July 9, 2024

Barrington Ego

When someone’s comes back to Barrington Rhode Island and thinks they the man for 6-8 weeks. They always get Piezonies, drive in circles, and enjoy the scenery of this stunning metropolitan city.

“Oh yeah that kids an actual bartard, he went to the local CVS and Aidan’s and his Barrington ego went nuclear”

by Bartardimus6482 August 5, 2024

ego

the part of the mind that mediates between the conscious and the unconscious and is responsible for reality testing and a sense of personal identity.

The ego is the mediator between our conscious and unconscious minds, responsible for grounding us in reality and shaping our sense of self.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

Ego

(in metaphysics) a conscious thinking subject.

The ego is the lens through which we perceive and interpret the world.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

ego-engineering

When an Engineer is consumed with self-esteem and glory, that despite the downfalls of the supporting product, environment, or company, and subsequent technical debt they are surrounded with (and possibly creating), they assist on creating the "shinny" new thing, and taking all the glory for its bloated success.

James Bond loved being in the spotlight so much, that he sacrificed the integrity of his work and well being of his team, to speedily re-created the company website on his own without consulting his team members. The results worked well, for 1/2 of all customers, but hey! Its really shinny! His ego-engineering communications and broadcast got him promoted, though he continues to break and create technical debt for the Company.

by code-dave August 12, 2024

Ego Snack

A person to have sex with never considering their feelings and your only intention is to boost your confidence and receive sexual pleasure.

Jim: "Look at that girl Joe she is very pretty."

Joe: "I'd like to take that little Ego Snack home for a ride around my bedroom."

by Jasper LaPrizrak January 14, 2023

Ego Is A Too Much Thing

It's in, side
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy

And they call it your subconscious

Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him

Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right

He'll make you lie
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down

Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind

by Death Menace February 10, 2023