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Function Ego

When your friend is at a hype function and is getting lit with the alt girls with doc martins and trauma
That mf got function ego (kappa)
by suffer1 December 31, 2022
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ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.
Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”
by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020
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ego gooning

Gooning to oneself, ones self image, or something of ones character.
Bro I'm mad ego gooning atm I went crazy over how fire I am bro im such a long atm
by anonymous January 2, 2024
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Ego

Hym "You can literally say ANYTHING is the ego in an attempt to redirect my behavior. Which is what makes your entire practice fraudulent. You're absolute garbage. I can't wait to find out how many of your patients have killed themselves."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2024
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Ego Trader

Ego-Trader
noun (n)

A person who's actual portfolio balance is significantly less than what they say they have. They commonly make big calls for plays and don't follow through with them or only put in a tiny amount. The reason that they trade is to make others respect them and gain attention.
"Damn, the DC nigga is an Ego Trader. He only has a 200$ portfolio, yet he still larps all day."
by uberlooks June 11, 2022
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Ego

A tool brand that sells overpriced, heavy and bulky batteries with run times definitely not commensurate to the price. Their leaf blowers are not too expensive and decent enough but nothing to write home about.
My new Ego leaf blower cost $450 and barely lasts half an hour on the biggest $150 battery but does blow hard.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.
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Halo Ego

Ego that causes you to Hog Diff someone in Overwatch. Alternatively, it could be the perceived Ego of a Halo Player.
That Halo Ego, won't last long in OW
by Gruntyman March 2, 2024
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