Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

by Jews1440 April 22, 2020

speedtest envy

The jealousy experienced when your friend's mobile data is faster than yours

Dude, look how fast my mobile data is! So much faster than yours. You must have speedtest envy.

by GV-Sydney February 22, 2024

South Envy

When a man is jealous of another male's well-endowment.

"Dan's so big, he gives all the guys in the locker room south envy."

by Pringl3z October 24, 2011

MacBook envy

A term used by a Windows user to express jealousy towards someone that uses a MacBook.

Wallace: Look at this. This man has an Apple computer, and it has way more features than my Windows laptop that is with me.
Harry: Dude, you have MacBook envy.

by Disney2123 June 15, 2025

parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018

Academic Envy

The feeling of jealousy that rushes through your body when hearing about others’ academic success and achievements.

The rush of academic envy flowed through my body as she flaunted her A+ while I was stuck with a C.

by Kimber1yyy February 10, 2021

Envy

the name of someone who is a hottie hottie and is so sexc and sexc and your wife literally so sexc did I mention their hot???

My name is Envy
Omg u are the sexyist person alive I'm foaming at the mouth

by GirlWithADevice November 21, 2021