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Dutch lantern

When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand
He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne
by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016
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Dutch Carry On

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.
My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.
by BTY2021 June 27, 2021
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Dutch People

Lit people- okay no ahem

First things first, THEY CANNOT FLY LMAO, MAYBE YOU GOT THAT IDEA FROM SPONGEBOB-

Anyways...

People from Europe, specifically The Netherlands, very Well known by their tulips, windmills, bike riders, weed smoking and wooden shoe wearing stereotypes. Though, they are also known for being the tallest people in the world, with an average height of six feet. Never call them a "kaaskop" (cheesehead).
"Man, those Dutch People are hella tall!"
by RBW726 January 5, 2019
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dutch smokey

To curl out a large poo on someone's lower back for sexual gratification. The 'giver' will often make a sound like a train whilst mid flow.
For their anniversary, Adam gave Phil a Dutch Smokey. Choo Choo!
by The Urban Taffy January 15, 2018
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Dutch Hug

A sexual act involving a windmill, a pair of clogs, Edam cheese, a bicycle seat, the left marigold glove from a pair, liquorice, and a tulip... But not the kind you're thinking of.
Dude, I got home on valentine's day and my girlfriend gave me a Dutch Hug.

Fuck!
by Greppelslet February 12, 2014
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Dutch Brother

Two guys who have gotten a Dutch Rudder from the same person. Similar to Eskimo Brothers.
Dude Evan and I are Dutch Brothers now.
by Theboyzzzz December 2, 2016
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Dutch Fan

(v.) The act of farting into a heating fan that is placed in a small room, thus turning the entire room into a dutch oven.
And then James locked the doors and let out a huge dutch fan.
by CharlesPoops February 28, 2010
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