dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019

douche dildo

1. A person containing similarities of a douche bag and a dildo.
2. A combination of douche bag and dildo to offend someone

Person 1: Look at that faggot over there pissing in people's beers
Person 2: What a douche dildo
Douche Dildo: Yo fuck you I'll piss in your asshole.

by Top_Jimmy January 29, 2014

Greek Dildo

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.

Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).

by Penis_Doctor December 14, 2020

sweaty dildo

This is something you call a person when they are sweating profusely and are a dick at the same time

Oi bro, look over there isn’t that Graham?
The bro: Yes it is he is a sweaty dildo
Eww a sweaty dildo what a dick he must be

by K_CXNT March 25, 2021

porcupine dildo

The medical term for the removal of a porcupine from a woman's vagina.

She is going to need reconstructive surgery once we remove this porcupine dildo.

by 6Stranger6Danger6 May 2, 2016

Dildo jordan

The act of slam dunking a dildo into the ass of someone doing a handstand

Jerry "do a handstand"

Bruce "why"

Jerry "I have a dildo so I can dildo Jordan you"

Bruce "oh ok"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019