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Brian Mills the Designer

Luxury stylist, painter, designer, and lady magnet
“Brian Mills the designer, take your girl I might sign her”
by Billiana November 23, 2021
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Design your Universe

An amazing work of art released by Dutch Symphonic Metal band Epica in 2009.
Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)
by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011
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design drift

When the original website design wireframes have little resemblance to the finished product due to having too many stakeholders with competing visions of the requirements.
The indecisive client, two new product owners and an offshore technology team led to the website vision spinning off into widening gyres of design drift.
by PavlovBadjewski August 23, 2017
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Designated Third Wheel

A designated third wheel is a special type of third wheel.

S/he is supposed to barge in and purposefully interrupt a steamy love session because the couple just can't pull apart once they get at it.

Used to keep track of time and bring them back to "the real world".
Antoine: "Man, things got steamy with Veronica the other night. We kept at it for seven hours! Her parents were furious."
George: "Damn bro, you need me to be your designated third wheel?"
by Ant1kana September 6, 2021
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designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.
"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."
by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009
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Interior Design

When you summon your pet eagle, and use galvanized square steel, eco friendly wood veneers, and extension screws borrowed from your aunt to transform a coffin room into a liveable space or the last bedroom in your house to fit 1 billion kids your wife accidentally had. Usually involves the storing of out of season quilts and a projector screen to watch Korean drama.
"After saving up millions of dollars, Little John was able to afford a coffin room in Shanghai, and fixed its interior design using galvanized square steel and eco friendly wood veneers to build a sturdy bed frame..."
by MaxM40 May 31, 2024
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