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Designer China Vagina

A surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so that it resembles a Chinese person’s slitty eyes.

Functionally this is of no benefit and can result in numerous health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
Babs: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai ladyboy hooker: ‘I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina last week’
Babs (popping a couple of Viagra and unbuttoning frantically): ‘Buckle up..’
by Anonymous submissions March 3, 2025
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Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.
George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’
by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025
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Designed by putt-putt

Oakmont golf course was designed by putt-putt.
by Spock* June 15, 2025
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Designer Music

music that has become more of a statement to listen to rather than an art form, saying you listen to it is the equivalent of saying "I wear Rick Owens by the way" or "Yes I wear number (n)ine, how could you tell?" in fashion terms
Loser: "Yo have you heard the new (insert underground album by generic underground artist)
Normal Human: "Nah bro that shit is literal designer music"
by Digglera October 20, 2025
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69 design

the shape formed by Jordan and multi interlocking cocks, creating a 69 "design"

the rosatia colour on Jordan's rear when its filled to the brim with Andrew's splooge!

Can be used as a noun and verb.
Look at all those fags man, theres a huge 69 design!
by Tad, Esq. December 24, 2008
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Universal Design

The term refers to a design approach which produces buildings, products and environments that are usable and effective for everyone, not just people with disabilities.
The Strampitheater at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County is an excellent example of Universal Design.
by Cordell Corporation July 11, 2010
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Darkies Designs

Clothing designed with Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander language, themes, humour
by buttonfortheinternet February 23, 2011
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