derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

Derp Drop

When you take a shit and the outcome looks like Eli Manning.

Dan ate a bunch of Indian food and had a record setting Derp Drop. It was a spitting image of Eli Manning.

by BreakBeatDrums February 18, 2021

Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time

Excuse me for my derping.

by gop890 December 3, 2020

Derp

A thing to say when you want to say something retarded

HERP DERP!

by Nyancat13567 February 26, 2019

Derp

Verb. Used in the phrase: "Derping around on the Internet"
Definition: Spending large amounts on time on Gaiaonline.com

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I am derping around on the Internet!

by Demmon1 June 5, 2012

Derp

Best word in the world

That animal can be the king of all derps

by Docter Derp April 10, 2019

Derp

Acting or looking VERY goofy.

Hunter Collard stop being a derp!

by _WIZARD_NINJA_ January 25, 2016