Beta dog dance

An occasion where non-alpha males attempt to act more dominant than they are.

Jack's assessment of the Fraternal Order of Fowls meeting: a beta dog dance for middle management aspirants.

by Duckbutt December 27, 2003

Danger Ranger

A majestic, yet conservative, fun sized pickup truck. Although its size may not appear to have power, a Danger Ranger's performance outputs more speed and precision driving than any sports car on the market. A Danger Ranger's capabilities makes any driver believe any vehicle deemed passable, even the heftiest fuel tanker.

Man 1: Hey there ladies, want a ride?
Woman 1: Nice truck what kind is that?
Man 1: A fast one.
Woman 2: Good gracious, this fine gentleman is one dangerous fellow.
Man 1: All aboard the Danger Ranger!

by 0M3R K4RD4N4L May 27, 2016

collapse dance

Continuing performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of finance and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.

Investment Banker: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."

Hedgefund Manager: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."

Investment Banker: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about. Now jump up on my desk and tell me again, but this time, say it like you mean it!"

by BullionBuyer April 16, 2011

the Adam dance

Dancing around while wildly masturbating in the air

Dude you missed the best dance party last night, everybody was doing the Adam dance!

by adamspeed6 March 25, 2010

George Michael Danger Wank

The act of having a wank in a public toilet with the door unlocked and your feet raised from the ground so no-one outside can see the cubicle is occupied.

The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!

by OwenFrankland January 23, 2008

Irish Dance

A sport, yes, sport, that has small competitions call feisanna, regional competitions called Oireachtas, and National competitions, called Nationals. At Oireachtas and Nationals, you can qualify for Worlds, which is every dancer's dream. Also, it includes massive amounts of sparkles and lots and lots of money on dresses made my Gavin and Siopa. Great exercise!

1. I love to Irish Dance!

2. My Oireachtas is coming up, so I need to practice my Irish Dance steps.

by (hopeful) Oireachtas Queen! November 29, 2010

shmoney dance

A popular dance that derived from the rap song "Hot N****" by Bobby Shmurda. Is the next Nae Nae.

Earl: Yo, have you heard about the new Shmoney Dance?
Jeb: No.
Earl: Fuck you Jeb.

by straightcheesin August 20, 2014