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Katamari Damacy

The most kick ass game ever. The name actually isn't Japanese, but is a misspelling of "Calamari Democracy", which is English for "government based on squids".

The story is fascinating. The King of All Cosmos (or in other words, God) gets drunk one nights and eats all the stars. In an attempt to fix things before his wife gets back, he calls up his bastard son Prince(you) and tells him to go down to Earth and roll up anything he can find(including children)into a ball, which will then be compressed into a star. The King of All Cosmos is sometimes not impressed with your hard work and will yell at you and make you cry as you lay ready to die from exhaustion.
The King also throws up rainbows and thinks all of your cousins are disturbing.
Why, it's your cousin Mel! Are you still married to Janet? How disturbing.

ROYAL RAINBOW!
Katamari Damacy by The Zookeeper August 28, 2005
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A potential terrorist on this site who *claims* he's "with" terrorists and thinks that killing is cool.
Daman blows cock. America 4eva!
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damage control 

keeping things from getting too crazy or out of hand.
dan: dude this party is gonna be crazy.
josh: yeahh dude gonna need somone to run some
damage control for sure.
damage control by x3. July 7, 2007
Daman by Neil MArshall November 8, 2003

damageplan 

kick ass speed metal band who is comprised of ex-Pantera bandmates and brothers Dimebag Darrel and Vinnie Paul. They are now hooked up w/ two flavor of the month bandmates and are poised to take the entire world by storm! I can see it now, Damageplan being as big, if not bigger than...dare I say it? Metallica? And with new material coming forth they...what? No way! You're fuckin' seroius? Dime? Dead? OMG, when?
MAN IN CLUB: That DAMAGEPLAN band sure does kick ass.

WOMAN IN CLUB: Yes. Yes they do, sir. Hey? Did you see that guy walking across the stage? Hemust be a band member 'cause security would have stopped him if he was going up there to try and harm anyone in the...

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Four dead not including the fuckstick who shot at the band. Where was security? HUH?
damageplan by cereal killa January 28, 2005
Damian is a great chicken pal
Damian by Chicken gal October 10, 2018
A child that makes bad choices.
Oh my God did u see what that Damian did yesterday. That was not a good choice right.
Damian by DynamicGamer24 November 6, 2019