Dakota

Low standards and will suck off rich old men for money. Dakota looks like a deformed pitbull that’s had shit rubbed all of its face. Gets pissed off easily and will have a tantrum and start crying.

Guy 1: Why’s that deformed dog crying
Guy 2: Oh that’s just Dakota having a tantrum

by youlooklikedogpoo June 23, 2020

South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

Dodge Dakota Club Cab

It’s is a van, sort of. Well, it’s actually a truck, with Van-like attributes.

Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”

Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”

Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”

by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023

dakota

so hot, wanna smash hes so fine lord have mercy

"did you see dakota"
"yeah hes so fine"

by dakotas hot gf September 13, 2022

Dakota

ugly female

ur mom is dakota

by better than you at fortnite October 26, 2019

Dakota

Dakotas are the sweetest people ever. They are kind and compassionate and just so absolutely beautiful they make you wanna break down and cry because of how happy they make you. She makes me happy. I Love you Dakota <3

Dakota how the freaking heck are you so pretty.

by Ur mom sped March 4, 2021