a david is a gay and over dramatic person, who loves to fuck over people. he also things its funny to crash 70,000 dollar cars. yes thats right, hes a fuck up. and talks like a women. no joke. hes stupid too and ugly!
that guy is so david
by poobear11111111111111111111111 September 26, 2010
Get the davidmug. A back stabbing, heart breaking loser who doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as a fat ass monkey with big fat ass ears.
by girl who hates david July 26, 2009
Get the davidmug. A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.
Restaurant customer (1): Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich.
Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
by Batlander April 18, 2008
Get the Davidmug. 
by Floopinscoopin June 1, 2019
Get the Davidmug. David is stunning and handsome, almost every girl wants to be with him. Although, he is actually a complete dick. He plays girls and doesn’t know how to treat them. Stay away from a David.
by UnknownWriter123 May 12, 2018
Get the Davidmug. 