a david is a gay and over dramatic person, who loves to fuck over people. he also things its funny to crash 70,000 dollar cars. yes thats right, hes a fuck up. and talks like a women. no joke. hes stupid too and ugly!
that guy is so david
by poobear11111111111111111111111 September 26, 2010
A back stabbing, heart breaking loser who doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as a fat ass monkey with big fat ass ears.
by girl who hates david July 27, 2009
A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.
Restaurant customer (1): Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich.
Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.
by Batlander April 17, 2008
by Floopinscoopin June 01, 2019
David is stunning and handsome, almost every girl wants to be with him. Although, he is actually a complete dick. He plays girls and doesn’t know how to treat them. Stay away from a David.
by UnknownWriter123 March 18, 2018