Dallas

Has the biggest dick on earth, and when you touch it/suck it you'll die from poison.

Person #1: Did you suck Dallas last night?

Person#2: Yes, but I died.

by SuckMyDickDallas March 11, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl is giving you a blowjob with a lip of dip in her mouth

“Man my girl gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night and I’m still trying to wash out the flakes.”

by TeethCup October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a person gives oral sex with a mouth full of dip.

John: Hey man, that girl from that party last night gave me a sloppy Dallas.

Eric: That country girl?

John: Yeah!

Eric: No way, dude!

by GoonsFan69 October 15, 2020

Mega Dallas Dip

When you take dip (chewing tobacco), push it deep within someone’s WET pussy, take it out after 10 minutes and let it sit in a room temp area for 2 minutes. Then chew it.

McNasty: “I’m trynna get a Sloppy Dallas”
Soup: “you should Get a girl to give you a sloppy Dallas with mega Dallas dip”
Doo: “isn’t that called a mega sloppy Dallas?”
Soup: “shut up, that’s why your moms a sloppy hoe”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting head while the person giving head has a mouth full of dip.

“Damn! This sloppy Dallas is hurtin my dick Sally!

by BigCockWilly October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl/guy gives you a blow job with a mouth full of dip/chew

How was your date with the farmer's daughter?
It was good until she gave me a Sloppy Dallas. My dick looked like it was covered in lawn trimmings.

by Greeniie October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When a redneck honky packs a fat lip and sucks you off

Hey boy would you come over here and give me a sloppy Dallas?

by Hittheyeet October 15, 2020