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Butt cuddles

When spooning and a guy gets an erection, usually results in sex
by Devious scones January 26, 2020
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Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.
Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.
by Sazzy J December 17, 2015
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Commander Cuddles

A calm and collected guy who, although has a bad boy demeaner, is really a giant teddy bear to those/that girl(s) he truely cares about. Very charming and fun to talk to, probably the bestest friend a person could ever have. (:
Girl #1: "Hey isn't that -Insert Name Here- I heard he was a badass.
Girl #2: "Naw, that's my Commander Cuddles.<3"
by Lil' Chick (; January 3, 2011
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gooch cuddle

The act of two men scissoring, where the two gooches meet. This can often lead to a matting of pubic hair.
Kevin and rhys were in a spot of bother after there pubes became entangled after vigorous Gooch cuddle
by Donald Richard kieran February 24, 2017
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Green cuddles

When you wear green and cuddle someone
Oh she just giving you the green cuddles man (hi tyler)
by Stevequeen21 August 22, 2019
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cuddle buddy

A person whom u can cuddle with cry beside and have little make make out seshes with. with no sexual intent of having a relationship or anything else.
by Davis kane’s December 25, 2020
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cuddle rock

Lame ass music frat boys play for drunk sluts to appear sensitive and gentle when the real intentions are roofies and rape.
"He put on the cuddle rock and I felt sooo safe, then I woke up panties around my ankles in the ally"
by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016
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