When you haven’t cleaned your arse probably and you fart tiny bits or some things just had To come out
by Sambatrompete August 25, 2020
Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.
by StanLied March 12, 2017
Damn he's a crusty goat
by Crustygoat4life December 20, 2016
A Crusty Maria is a sexual act in which a man, firstly eats out an old vagina with a yeast infection and then kisses the girl thus transferring the 'crust'. Then the girl will give the man a blowjob, giving him that crust.
by Hjmenne May 31, 2014
When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.
by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020
Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.
Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!
Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
Wrestling term used in situations pertaining to an individual who works so hard his clothes are just crusty from sweat, The individual swoops up on the mat similar to dan gable scoring lots of singles, can be used inversly with thug nasty villain.
That David Hill from SME, is a Crusty Swooper if I've ever seen one.
Dayum look at that thug nasty villain out there
Dayum look at that thug nasty villain out there
by thug nasty swoop November 20, 2010