my crush

The one person your very existence seems to revolve around which you will most likely forget about after a couple of months.... Y'know... Unless you actually ARE in love with this person.... Which you're screwed unless you grow a pair and talk to them!!!

Man, how am I supposed to get over my crush???

by Amiibo animaniac July 23, 2016

bamboo crush

When you are having sex with someone from behind and they clench their butt enough to injure the penis.

Steph found out her boy was cheeting on her and she bamboo crushed him.

by chris the infamous January 21, 2009

dream crush

a person who consistently elevates expectations regarding a project, plan, episode, or potential accomplishment, only to kill the outcome in the end. Can also be applied to the experience itself.

Guy 1: Every time Erica gets me hyped for making the trip she bails at the last second.
Guy 2: Yeah man, that chick is a total dream-crush

Guy 1: Dude, I had been playing Galaga for 7 hours and got to the last level when I sneezed and died on my last life.
Guy 2: Total fucking dream crush!

by malice33 January 18, 2011

Kiss Crush

When you don't have a crush on someone but, you want to know what it's like to kiss them.

Girl 1: You definitely like him!

Girl 2: No I don't! It's just a kiss crush!

by Grace Olivia July 27, 2019

head crushing

A anti-social behavior where you pretend to crush a persons head between the thumb and finger held before ones eye; made famous by the Kids in the Hall.

Usually done to unlikeable people, but just as fun for random people.

The only way to protect oneself is to push hands up and down from your face.

I felt better after head crushing that jerk.

by asbee October 17, 2010

crushing the cornshell

Crushing the Cornshell means fucking for the first time.

“BROOOOO were you crushing the cornshell with tori last night?” “hell yeah bro! I’m not a vegan anymore”

by i’m a silly badgirl January 4, 2018

Crush Attack

When your thinking about your crush for a long ass time. Like bro your stalking them, and your just fucking looking at their pictures and listening to their type of music. And your just sitting on your couch with a hoodie and think to yourself “damn he/she will never like me” and your heart is pounding. So yea that’s a ducking crush attack.

Jade: yo you good fam
Nathaly: nahh...brooo. I can’t stop thinking about this fuckinggg bitchhhhh. Ughhh.

Jade: damn bruh. Crush attacks suck
Nathaly: frrrrr

by Babygirlforlifemyguy April 16, 2019