crowning the bowl

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.

Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.

Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.

by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

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Double Triple Crown

Starting 6 players from the same team in your fantasy line up

Wow, did you see that Hannah is going for the double triple crown this week? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.

by HCR77 November 28, 2018

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Blackened Crown

The best piece of music ever written, an absolute masterpiece, the most beautiful song song you will ever hear.

Person 1: "I love the song Blackened Crown by SIGNV/S! It's so good!"
Person 2: "Me too, it should be the new national anthem!"

by I <3 Blackened Crown November 21, 2021

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Crowning

When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding

I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out

by Reverboi August 3, 2021

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To "Crown A Chick" is to be with a woman and treat her like your Queen as you are her King in a romantic, loving, caring, intimate and spiritual relationship with one another. Basically almost like "Cuffing" a chick but not in those words.

KD - "Hey, do you know who Janelle Monae is?"
JD - "Certainly I do, I'm going to Crown that Chick one day."
KD - "I need to Crown A Chick like that one day to."

by Don Killuminati October 28, 2018

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