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Crown Royal

The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.
You hear about Doug? He got third degree burns from giving himself a Crown Royal last night.
by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025
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Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.
In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.
by curtisbaby August 9, 2023
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Crown...tunes

A amazing editors who is very nice to others!
I love the user Crown...tunes on Tik Tok! They are so kind and made me an edit.
by Crown...tunes March 9, 2021
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Red crown

The Red crown is something that people might say when talking about someone, someone who is in control, a manipulator, or a ruler. For example:
"Their such a manipulator.. like their wearing the Red crown! Right?"

"Yeah!"
by Viilambburr December 20, 2022
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crown

"I need a crown you fawking fawk, this fawking picture isn't gonna color itself."
by corwn October 14, 2017
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sad crown

A flaccid uncircumcised penis with the foreskin pulled back.
Let me send you a photo of my sad crown.
by arrrr_matey July 10, 2022
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crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.
My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.
by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016
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