1. Backing out of a very rare opportunity (usually a massive bro down) for some bullshit reason, costing one of your friends a large amount of money in the process.
2. The act of someone who Cronins.
2. The act of someone who Cronins.
by OneTake1 June 3, 2011
Get the Cronining mug.Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it
Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.
Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.
by TheShinySuitMan December 20, 2008
Get the Cookin by the book mug.Related Words
Crokin
• cooking
• Corking
• cookin
• choking
• choking the chicken
• cronin
• Croaking
• Corking It
• Crowing
by TH Dawg August 18, 2009
Get the cookin with the gauchos mug.The act of defecation.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
*It is not reflective of the consistency or content of the feces, nor of the ease or difficulty of the passing.
*It is not a reference to confection abuse.
-Origins traced to yurt-dwelling Beverly Hills rednecks.
PRESENT TENSE:
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."
Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.
PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."
The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."
FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."
Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
"Where's Susie? Oh I think she's CHOKING CHOCOLATE..."
Placing "SOME" in between "CHOKE" and "CHOCOLATE" is acceptable for both present and past tense usage.
PAST TENSE:
"Susie WENT to choke SOME chocolate."
The past tense is always determined by altering another verb in the sentence rather than changing "CHOKE" to "CHOKED", as "CHOKED" is considered vulgar.
"CHOKING" is acceptable.
ie- "Susie WAS chokING chocolate."
FUTURE TENSE:
"I WILL choke..."
"I INTEND to choke..."
"I shall have been choking..."
Again, the phrase is modified in the sentence structure itself.
"Choking chocolate WILL be the best and last thing I do all day."
by thacaretaker October 4, 2010
Get the choking chocolate mug.When you light the lighter under a rolled blunt and wave the fire back and forth through the blunt.
It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.
It helps keep the blunt laid after you lick and tuck it down.
Guy1: "Aye, you finished rolling the L yet?"
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."
Guy2: "Yea hold on i'm cooking the blunt rn then we can smoke."
by mistadavidbell April 10, 2017
Get the cooking the blunt mug.When a girl sucks your dick in a leapfrog position just using her tongue. She then stores the cum in her inflated pouch and hops away.
by lil frio September 26, 2020
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