Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023

bro crime

When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.

Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20

by llmbntf May 31, 2021

Hate Crime

When a bigot thinks they get to say or do whatever they please to an either racial, sexual or gender minority just because they don't like what or who they are AKA A Racist/Phobic Prick.

My Friend: Are you okay?
Me: Other than having experienced a Hate Crime I'm peachy.

My Friend: Sorry
Me: Yeah, I know but the more things change the more they stay the same, people like that deserve a sentence not freedom.

by Abigail Asher September 24, 2023

Crime

Semantic Bullshit

Because there was no malice behind it, the crime was only manslaughter instead of murder

by kozynthetaquito October 23, 2023

suicide crime

A crime committed out of desperation for money and has a very low chance of success. A person is hungry, homeless or has a family member who is sick. As income inequality worsens, more of these crimes will occur as people around the world struggle to survive. crime, criminal, desperation, criminal justice system, perpetrator, police, suicide mission, suicide, desperate act, incarceration, income inequality, the 1%, the 99%, rich, poor, suicide crimes

You’re going to rob the store next to the police station during the day. I’ve got to Tom, I need money for my dad, he can’t afford his medicine and will die without it. That’s a suicide crime Dave.

by joecoolthefool May 14, 2018

blow crime

Black-on-white violent crime.

Surprisingly, blow crimes have nothing to do with oral sex.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 25, 2022

Crime R

A phrase referring to the words "nigga" and "nigger," the latter being referred to as "the crime R", originally "the hard R" but rephrased after woke people pushed for a graffiti change in the videogame Stellar Blade.

-Dude...this guy's being a racist asshole, dropping Crime Rs every sentence.
-Crime Rs? Dafuk is that, bro?
-It's like Hard Rs, but woke-approved. Haven't you played Stellar Blade, dude?

by AmicableFriend April 25, 2024