Mississippi Mud Cricket

Act of sticking a finger in your sister's ass then using the feces cover to finger her until she closes her legs

"Did you hear Skeeter gave his sister a Mississippi Mud Cricket last night? Heard her screaming from across the trailer lot."

by Johnny Walker 777 January 11, 2022

silence, crickets chirping

refers to that noise tgey play when someone has a really bad joke.

why did th3e egg roll across the road? Cuz he liked bowling! *silence, crickets chirping*

by DBRobinson November 07, 2003

Mud Cricket

Usually a very sexy redneck female covered in mud.

Wow she looks hit covered in mud, she must be a mud cricket.

by Redneck for life May 14, 2019

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket

A game in which whenever it's name, "Bulgarian Ultra Cricket" is said, everyone who knows about it must punch the person closest to them, then quickly get away and say "I'm sorry!" before the person can hit them back.

The person who says the name can not punch, or be punched, by anyone else.

Gary: Bulgarian Ultra Cricket
Tori: *punches nearest person* "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Bulgarian Ultra Cricket Sorry punch game apologize run

by Tetheas September 08, 2010

Moon Cricket

A White person.

Moon Crickets are going extinct.

by Sw88theart August 22, 2022

Srilankan cricket team

Weakest Sport team on earth

Hey see it's a bunch of losers.
It can also be said as, Hey see it's a bunch of Srilankan cricket team.

by Steve smith official January 13, 2021

jimminy cricket bob

it's not actually a word, just something you can say when you've run out of ideas, a definite conversation starter cos people will be like WTF!

bob: so....
frank: jimminy cricket bob
bob: did you say my name?

by urbandick17 November 16, 2009