Ice Cream Pants Job

To ejaculate into one's own pants so that the inside is creamy, but the outside is primarily clean except for what looks like some moisture. This can result from masturbating (without taking one's pants off), dry humping, or grinding, and usually results because of a case of premature ejaculation or simple carelessness.
(It's a spin-off of the term Ice Cream Paint Job)

Dude 1: God, I love grinding with Melissa.
Dude 2: I know. I got an ice cream pants job when I was grinding with her.
Dude 1: Dude! That's gross! You should go home and clean up!
Dude 2: Nah. You can't really see it. I think I'll just stay here.

by HalletP February 20, 2010

ice cream chillin' chillin'

lyrics from blackpink songs, Ice Cream
this term is use for when your chilling with with your homies

Mom: Where are u going?
Me: im going to go ice cream chillin' chillin' with the homies

by Progue April 22, 2021

neapolitan ice cream

The mixture of blood, cum, and shit that comes out of an ass after being fucked.

I fucked your sister so hard that she made neapolitan ice cream.

by worlddom September 15, 2008

Mint Chocolate Ice Cream

The best ice-cream flavour in the world, that all cool people love.
Anyone who does not like Mint Chocolate Ice Cream has no life.
The Creator of Mint Chocolate Ice Cream is a genius worthy of Einstein.

Person A: Omg. I LOVE Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person B: Awesome, then you're just as cool as me. As in EXTREMELY COOL.
Person C: Eww. I hate Mint Chocolate Ice Cream.
Person A&B: You. Suck. *Shuns Person C*

by Michellomon May 3, 2009

Dirty Ice Cream Machine

The sexual act of laying underneath a man's anus, firmly grasping his erection, and pulling downwards as if preparing a soft-serve ice cream cone while he proceeds to defecate (poop) directly into the mouth of an ice cream-lover.

"You know Shelby? Yeah, I totally gave her a Dirty Ice Cream Machine last night. She really loves chocolate."

by ConroyGullam April 23, 2010

cake and ice cream

A term often used to refer to an inside joke; creating an inside joke within an inside joke.

Man, that party had so much cake and ice cream, it's hard to remember it all!

by Bobzco December 4, 2011

ice cream cone

A person with a very large/fat upper body and a very small lower body . Everything pours out the top of their pants. Similar to a muffin top but much bigger.

Did you see the ice cream cone on that broad?

by nikibodcrane February 10, 2015