US vs. Crackhead

An ill advised and unsuccessful attempt to challenge an established (though perhaps blatantly unconstitutional) law with a case that is destined to lose, characteristically featuring a less than ideal (Guilty, for starters!) client who is usually already found guilty of something. Also refers to the bad case law resulting from that attempt, often long lasting.

A visible historical example is US v. Miller, 1939.

"We wanted the question answered in a good case on behalf of law-abiding, decent people instead of the usual way that Second Amendment cases had gone up through the court in cases like US vs. crackhead, US vs. bank robber." -- Alan Gura

by Yellowfin2 October 2, 2009

Crackhead

(Verb) using your cut up micro usb cable when your battery isn’t working

Person 1: hey man, my batt isn’t working

Person 2: it’s alright we’ll crackhead it

by Ella Kezys December 22, 2022

Like a crackhead and a Arab

It never good when there together

Two boys causing trouble: y’all are like a crackhead and a Arab yall are never causing good together

by Obez_margo November 10, 2021

non-crack crackhead

a black child that acts like a white crackhead.

"hey, you see that non-crack crackhead laughing and dancing?"

by JH2005 January 10, 2020

crackhead

you. you are a crackhead. you are always on crack and always smellin' like some hot cheetos. you never understand the real meaning behind "shut your fatass up." periodt.

rachel : omg look its crackhead
crackhead : excuse me? oh right, you're big fat white nasty smelly fat bitch.
rachel : ...

by kayla's whore January 30, 2020

Crackhead

Someone who acts like there on drugs

Kyle you act like a crackhead

by Jdjnshdhsbe August 7, 2019

crackhead change

In British Slang Someone who pays in very small change 10p, 20p,2p,1p.

"That man payed with crackhead change"
"Sorry all i have is crackhead change"

by OmegaSign May 12, 2022