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ROFL Coughing

Rolling on the floor laughing coughing, particularly common when taking massive gravity bong resin hits.
"Did you see Dannie?"

"She was totally ROFL Coughing after she torched a great pyramid sized resin bowl in the gravity bong and slurped it right up!"
by Bingdot Dumbledorf March 28, 2015
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The Chomp and Cough

During an intimate moment the male counterpart must latch his knashers upon the women’s lip then proceed to cough in her mouth
Yo my man Burn did The Chomp and Cough
by The Cheese is Daddy November 22, 2021
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Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.
Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011
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mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.
He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.
by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018
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Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu
by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024
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coughing baby

by TheArchNoob March 27, 2025
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Chilli cough

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats
by AzzzMelbourneOztralia November 16, 2021
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