A couger fang is where an older woman apx 50s also from New Jersey is tied up by the feet upside down whilst huffing on new ports and complaining about her kid whose also her ex husband.
by OdellMcBell December 11, 2018
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Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.
by Hookname December 4, 2020
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by captainhook105 November 17, 2017
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(See also: necrophilia)
(See also: necrophilia)
David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
Steve: "Gross dude."
David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018
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by TO-GAR September 8, 2011
Get the cougar rap mug.A woman, attracted to younger males (usually in the grade below), with claws that come out on the weekends. The Mountain Cougar manages to leave marks on one's body, usually in the form of scratches and/or hickeys. People are often amused by her behavior, giving her the title The Mountain Cougar, or "Cougs" for short.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
The Cougar goes wild on the weekends, and lives worry-free. She often hibernates in cars, and has to be home extra early to sharpen the claws.
Hungover Friend: Dude, look at your fuckin back and neck! What the hell happened to you?
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
Victim: I was attacked by the Mountain Cougar this weekend
by RR. November 13, 2011
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