Cooker

c;ook;er {latin for nothing} a term or exclamation used to describe someone or thing that looks attractive, in most cases females but can be used to describe various other objects. originating from somewhere within the east sussex area. ;'plural c;ook;ing`- cooking is the prosses of being attractive. -the o' sound is regularly elongated for comic effect.

Liam, dat gyl over der is 'cooker' boy!

yh matt dat babe is 'cooking'!

by MiracleM November 1, 2009

colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005

Cooker

Someone who “cooks” or is often “cookin”. Someone who often smokes marijuana.

“You’re such a cooker” “you always have weed on you, you cooker”

by Fenrir14 November 30, 2017

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 21, 2010

cocked

It's that little sound it makes when you load a gun or rifle.

I cocked my gun and was ready for action.

by Rockerone April 17, 2004

crooked

Newfoundland slang

A state of being ornery, fussy, or disagreeable. Can be a temporary condition, or a character trait.

Often coupled with the modifier "right", as in "right crooked", for emphasis.

note: the pronunciation favors an equal emphasis of the -crook and the -ed. Dissimilar to "booked".

"Crooked Mr. Flattery never gives out Halloween candies"

"Jane gets right crooked whenever Bill's around"

by gricha March 31, 2009

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007