computer-off

to jack off with computer porn

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter

by justinaimers June 23, 2008

compuliterate

(adj)
to lack computer skills,
being illiterate on the computer
see illiterate

"I hate when Rudy asks me to post sneakers up for sale for him on the computer" said Marc.
"Yeah, hes so compuliterate!" exclaimed Erick.

by Marcos David Purdie December 19, 2008

Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.

"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"

by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009

computer hooters

Digitally enhanced female breasts.

Alice: "Stop drooling over that photograph. Those are computer hooters".
Ralph: "Hommina-hommina-hommina!!!"

by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

computerilliteraphobia

n. the fear of not having the knowledge needed to read or write computer terminology or how to apply it to specific work; adj. a description of behavior associated with the fear of not knowing how to use computer language in daily computer activities. First used by J.N. on November 5,2009, an inspirational, motivational sister.

Geek want-to-be's have sometimes been diagnosed with computerilliteraphobia as they often have the inability to read or write computer language.

by littlej1445 November 29, 2009

Compugoon

A person who can talk shit about people over the internet but not to the person's face.

Ayo tell me why this bitch hit me up on facebook wantin to fight, but when I got to her house she called the cops!

What a compugoon.

Commenting my pictures say I'm ugly but you can't say it to my face? You on that compugoon shit.

by Jlenora June 26, 2010

Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.

Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."

by A-No. July 17, 2010