left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.

did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"

by BSpatrole November 8, 2013

No Comment

Oli has a 1.1 inch penis

'oli has a small penis, no comment'

by Chelseafan123 March 10, 2023

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022

Comment Block

Commenting on something with the sole intention of making sure no one else comments on it.

Original: Finally got my spikes yeah boy.
Comment: I like it in the anus
OP: you just comment blocked me

by nickmaneffn May 11, 2011

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

comment section soldier

Someone who looks though comments of a post of someone who is usually a minority or oppressed to some extent, or someone who is attacked for a certain opinion that is widely seen as justified and morally right, and debates with the commenters who disagree and attack the speaker/poster.

When it comes to posts about the trans community, I become a comment section soldier and sift through the comments to fight the 12 year olds hating

by Ermmmmm69420 May 13, 2024

comment

a written explanation or commentary.

The professor's lecture was insightful, but the students found the most value in her written comments that provided a deeper explanation of the complex concepts.

by Arminkshipper July 18, 2024