Comment Tator

A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.

Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!

by LaNerd May 10, 2011

Comments section

Fuck you, shut the fuck up…

Save the comments section…’Cuz words are bullshit…

by Pushmataha November 28, 2022

comment rape

to comment over and over again on someones note or status

anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?

brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just

wanted to finish mine first.

anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too

by mindy444 February 19, 2011

Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.

"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."

by flz_5848 October 17, 2024

gorilla comments

To comment on facebook then after people have had time to read/respond delete it.

1) dude where did his comment go?
2) i think it was just some gorilla comments

by YOBYEH October 2, 2011

comment zoned

When someone ignores or just answers very '''friend zonely'' on your comment in instagram.

*Her female friend comments ''babe''*
She replies *Thanks babe :* *
*Guys comments ''You look so hot" *
She *thanks*

Comment zoned

by Wolfyyz May 3, 2018

Homer comment

To make a comment that is completely idiotic and moronic.

To say the Cowboys are America's team is a homer comment

by HTTR4LIFE June 15, 2016