coming back

When a formerly homosexual (rather male) start dating and sleeping with a member of the opposite text, stopping meanwhile sleeping with any member of the same sex, without passing throught any religeous conversion/psycological camp.

A - Wasn't Gaylord gay?
B - Well, he was, but he started fucking Anna, and they're doing pretty well.
A - Did he go to some psycological camp?
B - Not at all. It happened like that.
A - Ah, i see, he did a coming back.

by AlbaricoqueBCD December 4, 2013

Comidicide

Easier word for "commit suicide" or "committed suicide"

Also comidicides for "commits suicide"

So Tony comidicide last week.

I really hope Donald Trump comidicides.

Tommorow I'll comidicide.

by Hukenon December 7, 2017

That's it... the dick's comin out.

The ultimate form of revenge that a hammered dude can pull on his friends. All that needs to be done is saying, "That's it (pause) the dick's comin out." followed by the pulling out of his penis. A last resort type of revenge that cannot be topped, at least in the mind of the influenced.

(friend who has johns keys) Hey john did you lose your keys?
(John) ...don't you f**k with me. That's it... the dick's comin out.(pulls out penis)

by cemori November 16, 2011

cominalt

a breed of monkey, with a long tail used for eating leaves and large mammals. It inserts the tail anally and tears out the heart and then eats the prey.

David Attenborough: Here, viewers, we can see two of the finest animals in this extremely rural rainforest. We currently have, in front of me, two "cominalts" participating in the apparent "killing ritual" upon which they are tortuing an elephant.
Camera man: wow!

by Piers Walton and Chales Jones May 6, 2005

comidget

Computer nerd + midget

Man, you know that kid named Frank, he sure is a comidget. You can barely see him over that desk.

by Austin C September 22, 2008

comicalisim

the act of being comical

jimmy cracked a funny joke, joe says "that was comicalisim"

by Easyhpc January 19, 2008

coming out of the tanning bed

n. Someone who, either reluctantly or freely, admits to being a fan of the popular show, Jersey Shore. Similar to coming out of the closet, except there is nothing gay about it.

It took Lindi a few days, but she's finally coming out of the tanning bed.

by gingapowa March 1, 2011